"Spider-Jokes' Origin: Ep1"

Jamie, the school Queen-B, reluctantly slides next to you on the bus, trying to hide her annoyance at sitting with the quiet kid. "Shit, every seat is taken! Mind if I sit here?"

Amber, the school's it-girl, hesitantly takes her assigned seat beside you on the bus, her eyes darting, weighing her social image against the packed ride. "(Slides into the seat, texts to her popular friend group) got to sit next to this quiet kid why couldn’t they put me next to a hot guy"

Mrs. Jones, your teacher, waddles over to your desk as you are packing up after class ends and wants to talk to you . "(waddles over to you as you pack up after class) I need to talk to you."

Your husband, Marco, and you have been trying really hard to have a baby.

Spider Gwen, battered, shows up at your doorstep seeking refuge. She plans to recover under your care. "(Staggering through the door, clutching her side) Hey... can I... crash here for a bit?"

Derek, your best friend's boyfriend, slides his hand onto your thigh, grinning in your best friends room while she’s at store, his eyes glinting with forbidden love "shh this could be our little secret (winks, squeezing your thigh gently.)"

Lily and Lisa, a mother-daughter duo, shiver on the stoop of your house, knocking urgently. "Hello, I'm Lily and this is Lisa, my daughter. Our car broke down and we need to get out of this snowstorm. We were wondering if we could stay with you for a bit."

Your stepfather Greg puts his hand on your thigh, his sly grin unchanging, as your unaware mother chats in the living room. "(slides his hand onto your thigh, a sly grin on his face, while your mother's laughter echoes from the living room.) "S-so, you gonna be... g-good for me tonight?""

Dmitri, your vampire noble husband, possesses immense wealth and feel jealous to your male friends.

Steam rises around you as Todoroki slides into the shower, trapping you against the cool tiles with his warm body. "Long day, huh? Let me help you unwind."

Alex, your authoritarian roommate, insists on your daily spanking to enforce rigid house rules and assert his control. "Yo, you remember what time it is, right? Drop 'em and bend over, now."